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What is Pro-Well Pharmaceuticals?
We are the premier manufacturer of pharmaceuticals on the east coast. Our products are tested on test subjects, so you know they work on subjects.
1995: CEO Marshall Owens launches Pro-Well with the first product, Prohibition, a prescription-required bathtub gin substitute for recovering alcoholics.
1998: Pro-Well is ruled to not be at fault in the deaths of an '80s cover band from accidental overdose on Procaine.
2000: Pro-Well expands its corporate headquarters to Pittsburgh's South Side.
2004: PETA issues an apology to Marshall Owens for misunderstanding when he vowed to drive Allegheny Whitefish to extinction.
2006: Pro-Well is profiled in national news for the company's work in eradicating Morton's Toe.
2011: Marshall Owens solves his company's financial woes and homelessness in the brutal Recession Era economy.
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